wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

Beer is gross. Wine, on the other hand….

Beer is the nectar of the gods.  Wine is fine so long as it has a screw top, at least 1/4 lb. of sugar per glass, and a Rabbi on the label.